So I told a real hot bartender that she looked like a hotter Vicky Valencourt and she got offended. "So you think I'm white trash?"

Was I wrong?

Weird time to bring that up.

I say bae up, suwinski down. Rowdy to the glue factory and trade for a 1B

Remember the pittsburgh media said we **** up not taking Dylan crews

Dang, might not go out for the 6th with that pitch count

He’s probably done

6IP 0H 1BB 11K 100 pitches

I'm fine with it

He might galvanize the team. If I had the best pitcher of ever I might have a little extra swagger

Even the pirates can't **** this one up

The 2019 blues were actually the team that came to mind for me as most similar, but Carolina doesn't have anything close to AP from that year on the back end. The guy was a machine. Actually AP stats last playoffs weren't great but I'd take him over any of the 6 in carolina.. and I'd probably put ei...

Agreed on the goaltending. But they just don't have that go to gamebreaker like pasta, kreider, Tkachuk, point... the guy who's gonna bury one when you need it most. It's by committee. Top to bottom best roster no doubt, but you gotta have that go to guy. They don't have it in their forward group no...

They have to start dumping guys. Rowdy and Suwinski are a combined -1.8 WAR ffs.

Last night's 5-9 was Gonzalez grandal suwinski Taylor Williams. GTFO. And that didn't even include rowdy or triolo.

Just had a granola bar. Definitely a sandwich

Canes will not win with the team as constructed. They are like the anti-leafs. The answer is in the middle.

Couple bigtime UFA as well... guentzel teuvo pesce skjei

(Give me some Skjei)

Jarvis and necas RFA

Did we (or just i) miss that puustinen signed 2 x 775k

Everything is fine

One being a good player and the other being a bad player is unlikely to be a factor

That was a great flashing though. I expected a second or two.

I had a STACK of Starbucks gift cards from my wife and neither of us like their coffee. So I gave the entire stack to my nanny and she told me it was like $450

I have never once been to a red Lobster

That's what she said

Happy birthday @MalkinIsMyHomeboy

Lindsay? Leslie?

I met a real hot chick the other day, 9 easily. Her name was Leslie though so gotta cut that by at least 1/3rd.

Jesus?

I had no idea there were that many ushl signings

Happy birthday good buddy

I had an ex who lived near and used to work at Hannastown /csb

What was his name? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?!?

I feel like OHL and WHL are above the QMJHL on this list