Why

My 6 year old claimed the watermelon balls didn’t taste anywhere as good as the watermelon triangles. She spit out one of the watermelon balls, and then ate 5 slices of watermelon. They came from the same f*cking watermelon. Shes 100% right. Watermelon tastes significantly better as a triangle than...

Grandal could reasonably play every game until Bart can come back (or davis)

Tue wed
Off
Fri Sat sun
Off
Tue wed

Then Bart can come back thursday

Gun to my head I would have said fuddruckers closed 20 years ago

Agreed, and he could probably do like 6 x 10.5 and make about the same total.

I'd expect 8 x 9-9.5

Love it, Ulf. What a tremendous remembrance and legacy.

I would have signed jake 8x8 no questions asked

That sucks about Acuna, what an unbelievable player. I just saw he's signed for $17M per year through 2028. That's shrewd!

They should require all candidates to submit an official Top 10 list or Top 20 list, simplified into bullets like shyster did. Better yet you should just have that list blinded in the voting booth. Actually nah let's just keep having run of the mill campaign ads with sound bytes taken out of context...

About time someone said it

Bednar has pitched 11.1 innings in May and given up 3 runs. Seems to generally be back to himself. Holderman has been nasty.

Definitely because NYI wanted another 2nd rounder for something.

He can go back to junior even with an ELC signed

I know it's not urgent but why had he not signed his ELC yet

Why would Chicago do this

5-0 early. They need to get the lead to 10 or 15 before going to the pen though.

Bullpen losses are so frustrating. This is dumb.

I texted someone the same thing. How the hell did nobody go at him... normally when you lose a playoff game you're begging for a reason to go stir **** up at the end... if the teams were reversed it would have been like 7 minutes of chaos

Excellent. Go cats

Oh my

They call that the babcock

Yes.

Also I'd definitely eat an ice cream sandwich sandwich

Or an ice cream sandwich club sandwich

…in 5 is my least picked outcome, but I can see the Dallas Edmonton series ending in 5. Dallas is a beefed up version of Vancouver in a lot of ways Same but I just think Dallas has the defensive structure to contain 97 and 29 enough and Edmontons blueline doesnt come anywhere close to what Dallas s...

Snell was pretty bad before going to the IL last month. Which means he will likely go 7 innings of 1-hit ball with double digit Ks

What a win!