He probably won't play any of the Young guys or make any adjustments right

I'd be cool with that. But I'm really digging this Dallas team

Eh I think it’s the addition of the “hot/more attraction version of” that takes it from an innocent lookalike game into possible creepy dude at the bar territory. Eh. She was fishing for a compliment. The question i need answered is am I the dadhole for thinking "vicky valencourt" was complimentary...

Can't wait to check this tomorrow to find out he was never in the bar in the first place.

I hope they steamroll those ny pricks

Haha God damnit I either said "better looking" or "more attractive" I summarized it for my ruling request. I dont think ive called a female "hot" to their face since sophomore year... But it seems the best response is just not engaging on a comparison. Of course, what do I care, I'm not trying to pi...

Wow that was sloppy defense

We spend like 87% of the days in this thread complaining. We get one day to be excited about and some clown drops down from the rafters to remind us it doesn't matter because ownership stinks

She was gravitating over to the side of the bar where me and the friend i met for lunch were sitting and initiating conversation with us, presumably because she was (a) bored and (b) we were the only people there less than 20 years her senior. She got to talking about celebrity look alikes and that ...

I would imagine you people realize I'm not, as a married man, calling bartenders over during their work day to tell them they're hot and that they look like vicky valencourt...

Ok just so we're clear, I didn't cold call a bartender to try and make a play on her lol

So I told a real hot bartender that she looked like a hotter Vicky Valencourt and she got offended. "So you think I'm white trash?"

Was I wrong?

Weird time to bring that up.

I say bae up, suwinski down. Rowdy to the glue factory and trade for a 1B

Remember the pittsburgh media said we **** up not taking Dylan crews

Dang, might not go out for the 6th with that pitch count

He’s probably done

6IP 0H 1BB 11K 100 pitches

I'm fine with it

He might galvanize the team. If I had the best pitcher of ever I might have a little extra swagger

Even the pirates can't **** this one up

The 2019 blues were actually the team that came to mind for me as most similar, but Carolina doesn't have anything close to AP from that year on the back end. The guy was a machine. Actually AP stats last playoffs weren't great but I'd take him over any of the 6 in carolina.. and I'd probably put ei...

Agreed on the goaltending. But they just don't have that go to gamebreaker like pasta, kreider, Tkachuk, point... the guy who's gonna bury one when you need it most. It's by committee. Top to bottom best roster no doubt, but you gotta have that go to guy. They don't have it in their forward group no...

They have to start dumping guys. Rowdy and Suwinski are a combined -1.8 WAR ffs.

Last night's 5-9 was Gonzalez grandal suwinski Taylor Williams. GTFO. And that didn't even include rowdy or triolo.

Just had a granola bar. Definitely a sandwich

Canes will not win with the team as constructed. They are like the anti-leafs. The answer is in the middle.

Couple bigtime UFA as well... guentzel teuvo pesce skjei

(Give me some Skjei)

Jarvis and necas RFA

Did we (or just i) miss that puustinen signed 2 x 775k

Everything is fine

One being a good player and the other being a bad player is unlikely to be a factor