Anything but New York winning another game is great.

Evan Bouchard and Jacob Trouba being solely responsible for their respective teams losing would be icing on the cake.

That's going to bewilder some of the crumbs in this fan base...

Yeah, n! is just being a bully...this is exactly what this thread is for...

Let the wife pick the goal scorer on the OT winner before the first OT and she picked Duchene at +1500. Love it. And so long Colorado...

That shouldn't count...

Look, you just gotta read the tone of the thread, man...the safest thing to do these days is just not to talk to women...or people of a different race...any of the alphabet people unless they consent to lend their ears...anyone with more than 1000 followers on social media...anyone with less than 10...

Florida is tough man...

Wow, seeing eye puck there...

Crotch is worse.

*nothing play*
Play continues
*random whistle*
"We're gonna make a bad call and see if it's right"
*review of nothing*
"We made a bad call, thank you"

No, Tomas was Czech.

Who was that Slovenian poster that used to post here (or maybe the other board)...?

All right hang on a minute... My angle wasn't white knighting on behalf of her when I said you're both wrong. That's just not how I would have gone about the business of picking up a bartender exactly. But now with sorely needed context, I would have gone with the actress and not the character. And ...

You're......both...wrong (?)

A goal...? Perhaps not. If the whole thing of players that qualifies, though, is only "a handful" then sure...I won't fight that. He's not quite good enough to be considered for that handful... But I'll still go back to - this is results based (which I understand), it's not process based. Their goal...

I don't think Aho gets credit for what a star he is. He's an excellent, well-rounded player and an engine that makes that team go. Not dissimilar to Brayden Point for me. Conversely, I'm not sure that Alex Pietrangelo gets enough discredit for how easy he can be to play against...but I guess that wa...

KC, do you consider 2019 St. Louis and 2023 Vegas to be similar though?

Not that I necessarily disagree that they needed that...but they got that in Jake. And if he's not the threshold, then I question Kreider - who, going into last night had 44 goals and was a -12 in 116 playoff games.

Obviously, **** Brady right in his face p*ssy...but beyond the fact that he's pretending to not know what a roast is, or that highlighting something your sensitive about just means that more people will pick on it...but didn't Brady himself go up there and attack Kim K.'s kids/family situation?

Easy to say in retrospect, but if Kochetkov starts game 6, the Canes win the series. That's the best roster in the league and they skated circles around the Rangers at even strength for most of the series... This isn't like the Leafs who are top heavy and have a horrible defense (which is now all de...

Awful. Just awful.

Hope it's a Boeing...

This is so infuriating. A worse and dirtier team is gonna move on here...I don't trust old Andersen. He looks like he's deep in his net and fighting it...

Yeah, how much more information could have been exchanged in that time? "Did you see it go cleanly out?" No. No. No. *whistle* Ok, faceoff down low...let's play. ## Also, man, Jordan Staal should have put that away...Carolina should have at least 2 or 3 goals here in the 3rd alone...I don't like thi...

The Canes should have two here in the 3rd, two clean beats that go bounding away and then Andersen decides to take that wheelchair-that-traverses-stairs thing that old people have to get a puck in his feet and now they're a bounce away from blowing this...boooooo

*cough*

I'm not sure we have an art thread, but saw this at auction...



It's like if Edouard Manet drew an episode of Rocko's Modern Life. It's excellent haha