No. This run of strips is unusually interesting. Most Calvin and Hobbes comics depict a dimwitted brat talking to himself.

Time to buy some guns.

I hear someone bet the over.

Worst book club ever.

Finally, I don't have to fap to his Facebook anymore.

I prefer the experience of tasting my food.

Oh no.

And, Kobe.

Awesome man, love to hear it.

I've won a race and also come in last. It's like hitting for the cycle in baseball.

Concur.

Also, DFL, WTF

Shooter is going to be the tour chairman this time around, I assume.

I've never heard of a football scout visiting a kitchen but okay.

I was going for a Nutting is Jim Jones allusion but if you're putting me in a metaphor where I'm heckling children I'm here for it.

Yes.
Not really.
Nah, it's the multi-partner aspect that makes it dicey.
Yes, this was going to be my suggestion as I was reading it.

Paying ~$500 a year to the Commonwealth while not generating revenue is what made it super lame to me. Establish the revenue first.

It's always next year.

When are we going to move past Nantz cooing over Tiger highlight packages that are 15-20 years old while a major championship, with the top 6+ players covered by two strokes, is forgotten off screen? If only there was a cable channel that is mostly documentaries about Tiger that people could turn on...

The Kool-Aid is easier to swallow when no one is telling you that it's poison, eh?

I'll just watch that horrible Pittsburgh episode of Parts Unknown instead.

They probably don't send their best, brightest, and most well equipped to direct traffic at 5am.

But the fallibility of the human element makes it so interesting!

Thanks for the input, I'll let her know.

I remember destructive tornados and then being told "oh, noooo, those were actually microbursts" as if the flattened house cared if there actually was a funnel or not.

We spend like 87% of the days in this thread complaining. We get one day to be excited about and some clown drops down from the rafters to remind us it doesn't matter because ownership stinks

Wasn't me for a change.

Can't wait to check this tomorrow to find out he was never in the bar in the first place.