I've won a race and also come in last. It's like hitting for the cycle in baseball.

Concur.

Also, DFL, WTF

Shooter is going to be the tour chairman this time around, I assume.

I've never heard of a football scout visiting a kitchen but okay.

I was going for a Nutting is Jim Jones allusion but if you're putting me in a metaphor where I'm heckling children I'm here for it.

Yes.
Not really.
Nah, it's the multi-partner aspect that makes it dicey.
Yes, this was going to be my suggestion as I was reading it.

Paying ~$500 a year to the Commonwealth while not generating revenue is what made it super lame to me. Establish the revenue first.

It's always next year.

When are we going to move past Nantz cooing over Tiger highlight packages that are 15-20 years old while a major championship, with the top 6+ players covered by two strokes, is forgotten off screen? If only there was a cable channel that is mostly documentaries about Tiger that people could turn on...

The Kool-Aid is easier to swallow when no one is telling you that it's poison, eh?

I'll just watch that horrible Pittsburgh episode of Parts Unknown instead.

They probably don't send their best, brightest, and most well equipped to direct traffic at 5am.

But the fallibility of the human element makes it so interesting!

Thanks for the input, I'll let her know.

I remember destructive tornados and then being told "oh, noooo, those were actually microbursts" as if the flattened house cared if there actually was a funnel or not.

We spend like 87% of the days in this thread complaining. We get one day to be excited about and some clown drops down from the rafters to remind us it doesn't matter because ownership stinks

Wasn't me for a change.

Can't wait to check this tomorrow to find out he was never in the bar in the first place.

Cool dude, always enjoyed him. Wargames is what I remember him best for.

What a goal to lose on, lol.

I wasn't home, was out near Fort Allen.

Might bookmark that post for later.

Scott Van Pelt doesn't bring much to the broadcast. It's like watching golf with EveryMan except he has a jilted delivery and never says anything interesting.

Not that it changes anything you said, just adding the detail that the pedestrian that was killed was a vendor walking into work. I don't know if they have a designated area to park or what.

Would've been nice for Jake or Jordan to bury either of their chances, yeah. Jake's hit the pipe solid, struck the goalie in the back, and somehow leaked wide of the cage. Shame.

Oh.

That's seems extra petty in light of Drew Bledsoe's good humor.

Wait, what's the Foles stuff?