I actually agree with you but I've ignored some obvious flags and forgiven some horrendous **** so I can't call this guy a schmuck is all I'm saying

You'd think her breaking it off 10 days before the wedding would be a sign of some sort...

I hate when people say **** like this. It's easy to read a story like that and say "but what about that obvious red flag", sometimes bruh the heart wants what the heart wants

A friend of an ex cousin had a destination wedding in Mexico and the groom and his family didn't show.

LMAO how does this happen?

"Yeah I'll marry you in Mexico but I gotta fly in after you do"

"Sike"

What if we signed kovalchuk?

Jack Eichel.

Oh yeah, I'd love to see him and Sid

Kris Letang when healthy > Erik Karlsson

I use to think this.

Definitely was wrong

Dopeness

I worked in a factory gluing IV tubes together right before joining the Marines. I haven't had a job since then that I didn't want, and I really hope it stays that way. I think to elevate yourself out of something like that you have to be willing to sacrifice *something*, and I don't think that mec...

honestly*

miley cyrus is actually pretty hot and cool

Amazon buying wholefoods is bad.

Jeff Bezos is satan, I don't care what anyone says

is that godric

Fight me?

Y'all picking mcdavid are boring af

Yes.

Nothing but missionary position, I'm sure.

Y'all picking mcdavid are boring af

Ovechkin is a shell of his former self

Sunkist grape and grape crush are both a billion times better than Fanta.

Fanta is disgusting in every flavor, I'd rather drink piss

Mcdavid doesn't help the penguins 3peat as much as karlsson would

No interest in 50 year old jagr actually playing for the pens again

Totally want his jersey retired and actually do respect him as a person and player but no thanks

Fleury.

Who do you pick?

I think the obvious pick is Karlsson

wtf? really?

I wish the Pens would have got drouin

Letang - Daley
Maatta - Schultz
Beetle - Dumo

That's a pretty good defense too

Forwards are fine

Sheary - Crosby - Guentzel
Kessel - Malkin - Hornqvist
Haglien - Bonino - Rust
Wilson/Rowney/Kuhnackl

That's a great forward lineup

Dear anyone who thinks Malkin isn't getting his number in the rafters when he retires. Even if he retired tomorrow.

Honestly **** yourself