Thread of Love v6.9

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:05 pm

Aaaand she no showed

>my life in a nutshell

Postby **Factorial** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:06 pm

Aaaand she no showed

>my life in a nutshell

At least she didn't leave you 60K in debt.

Postby **obhave** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:06 pm

Aaaand she no showed

>my life in a nutshell

Awe, poor weenie. Being stood up sucks.

Postby **Tico Rick** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:21 pm

He's getting murdered...
5AF would rejoice
That's an awful thing to think/say. We need as many page views as we can as this board starts to grow.

Can you imagine how many hits a 5AF murder would get you?

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:24 pm

Well you'd lose two members because the murderer would almost definitely be slappy

Postby **meow** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:31 pm

That was a dude. You know that, right?

Postby **Algernon** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:35 pm

That kind of seems like a dangerous road to go down...

lol yeah... It didn't end well...

Its a pretty crazy story and If I told the whole thing, people wouldn't believe me on here anyway but I'll share it just for it hopefully entertain people on here because even when I think about it I smirk

cliffs:
She has aspergers.. Im pretty much textbook bpd
She is a ukranian immigrant and in a primatology PhD program or was, but she is pursuing something else in physics that I'm not even going to pretend to be privy to
we became best friends
started dating
fell fast and hard for the first time in my life for 8 months we were both in deep
like all the romantic **** people can do, **** I never did or felt enough to do for anyone
got engaged cuz she wasn't a US citizen and I was like idgaf why not
She became ragingly insecure and engulfed by social media and started abusing stuff like Anavar .... bought research chem accutane....
but actually *she* didn't buy any of that stuff because she didn't really have an income - lool
She started having anxiety attacks and being emotionally aloof af because of the drugs
Started struggling in school and then started blaming me
blah blah blah
and a bunch of other **** that is mostly my fault and embarrassing as **** to admit
we broke up and it was pretty nasty
never stopped loving her though

AndNowWeHere.jpeg

Probably exchanged over 1,000 messages in the last week

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:38 pm

I think you need to run for the hills, son

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:39 pm

That was a dude. You know that, right?

Postby **meow** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:43 pm

I think you should try to make it work, Godric

Postby **Algernon** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:44 pm

I think you need to run for the hills, son

*shrug* the thing is, she is perceptive, smart, resilient and just a really unbelievably earnest person

even if romantically we aren't compatible, I'd like to look back on my life 50 years from now and be able to say I try'd to keep good animated people in touch

Postby **MrKennethTKangaroo** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:48 pm

This thread has always been one of the worst on lgp dot com

Postby **NailedPenguin** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:49 pm

Aaaand she no showed

>my life in a nutshell

That's weak as hell.

Postby **FreeCandy44** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:11 pm

Ive been seeing my ex that looks like Donna A from the Donnas. Not sure if its serious or not but I feel like since im turning 35 Sunday its time to get back in the dating game after taking some time off.

Postby **Sarcastic** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:46 pm

I think you should try to make it work, Godric

lol

Postby **Algernon** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:30 am

Aaaand she no showed

>my life in a nutshell
That's weak as hell.

I'm definitely no expert

but..
I used tinder for like 5 weeks

5/10 girls will flake, it was a lulzy app tho

Met two girls off there in the month I used it, I had to make a Facebook specific for tinder

Idk what you're looking for

it's honestly just better to go to a bar or approach at grocery stores, etc

Met one of my exes off okcupid

*shrug* I actually suck at meeting people

That's why recently I said I'd go 12 days cold approaching a random girl each day

I'm on day 5, got just a number and rejections so far

Rejection is something I kinda quit caring about lol

Postby **Orlando Penguin** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:15 am

Geez, I wish I had 20% of the failures that I find in this thread. At least then I'd know I'd be making some sort of progress.

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:23 am

I got drunk at a party, made out with a girl, have been with her for 6.5 years, she's now my wife. /c2i's exciting love life

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:35 pm

I think you need to run for the hills, son
*shrug* the thing is, she is perceptive, smart, resilient and just a really unbelievably earnest person

even if romantically we aren't compatible, I'd like to look back on my life 50 years from now and be able to say I try'd to keep good animated people in touch

I stayed friends with my last ex, and about three years after we broke up she introduced me to Mrs Tif. We played a part in each other's weddings; she did Mrs Tif's hair and makeup and her then-boyfriend-now-husband played the music during the ceremony; Mrs Tif was one of her bridesmaids and I read a poem. Up until fairly recently, if you had asked me to name my best friend that's not Mrs Tif, I would have said her. She still gets listed as the second point of contact in case of emergencies on employment stuff. Shoot, Mrs Tif, Ex and I just did a yoga tune up/therapy ball class together on Saturday.

That said, I'm not gonna pretend it was anything less than completely awkward when she and her husband had their first kid together. I went to visit her in the hospital and lo and behold there was her ex-husband shooting the **** with her and her current husband; she was separated from the ex when we were dating, but she hadn't divorced him yet. So I'm standing there, not sure if in the decade since I dated his wife he has learned about our relationship, thinking, "The only male in the room that this woman hasn't done naughty things with is the baby."

Postby **Algernon** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:57 pm

I think you need to run for the hills, son
*shrug* the thing is, she is perceptive, smart, resilient and just a really unbelievably earnest person

even if romantically we aren't compatible, I'd like to look back on my life 50 years from now and be able to say I try'd to keep good animated people in touch
I stayed friends with my last ex, and about three years after we broke up she introduced me to Mrs Tif. We played a part in each other's weddings; she did Mrs Tif's hair and makeup and her then-boyfriend-now-husband played the music during the ceremony; Mrs Tif was one of her bridesmaids and I read a poem. Up until fairly recently, if you had asked me to name my best friend that's not Mrs Tif, I would have said her. She still gets listed as the second point of contact in case of emergencies on employment stuff. Shoot, Mrs Tif, Ex and I just did a yoga tune up/therapy ball class together on Saturday.

That said, I'm not gonna pretend it was anything less than completely awkward when she and her husband had their first kid together. I went to visit her in the hospital and lo and behold there was her ex-husband shooting the **** with her and her current husband; she was separated from the ex when we were dating, but she hadn't divorced him yet. So I'm standing there, not sure if in the decade since I dated his wife he has learned about our relationship, thinking, "The only male in the room that this woman hasn't done naughty things with is the baby."

Lol that's wild.

It's like anything else, you get those uninvited what ifs or suspiciouses of other people's core desires that are a complete problem to the goal of just keeping a good friend

The truth is, I still think about her all the time. I still care about her. I'm still ridiculously attracted to her. I still am frustrated with myself over not making it work

I think it's easier for her because she has aspergers.

Meanwhile I'm over here fighting a war inside my head

I'm slowly, and I emphasis slowly, winning the war to make her just a friend

But at this point I don't even want to see her in person because I know what would happen

Edit: had to has

Postby **Algernon** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:41 am

And I just got shot down by my ex fiance

I should have seen that coming

"meet me for a drink? "

" that's not a good idea "

Going back to no contact

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:58 am

whenever I see a really cute girl on Tinder this is what plays in my head

Postby **obhave** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:13 pm

I can't imagine ever using tinder. Kind of a scary idea to me.

Postby **meow** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:15 pm

And I just got shot down by my ex fiance

I should have seen that coming

"meet me for a drink? "

" that's not a good idea "

Going back to no contact

Don't give up, Godric. Don't ever give up.

Postby **Clams Herbert** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:19 pm