Thread of Love v6.9

[Gaucho]

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

one of the major threads from the Croatian trip is the weird…I don’t even know what you’d call it…”romance” that happened

more than half the people on the trip were single, including me, and man it got weird

I had a bit of anxiety leading up to the trip because I wanted to avoid a Love Island situation. I’m personally not attracted to a woman who jumps from guy to guy and I myself am not like that. Honestly, I think I finally figured that I’d describe myself as demisexual, which, if you’re not familiar, means that for me, attraction is dependent on an emotional connection. So, any time someone was like “I’ll help you get laid”, I kind of shrugged it off because to me I am ok not getting my dick wet just to get it wet. To me, sex has gotta mean something for me to even care


it was amazing at how much random sex there was, including some of the crew members. Like there were three women who were seemingly trying to **** as many guys as possible and I think one of them **** three crew members. Not just that but it was amusing people-watching after the big club night where all the men, drunk as ****, are all trying to make moves on all the drunk women.


At times it felt like Love Island; which weirded me out because you could never tell which day bed was soaked in someone else’s fluids. *shivers*

[Orlando Penguin]

Blah blah blah, great. Did you get any or not?

[King Colby]

Get Roman

[faftorial]

[RonnieFranchise]

Blah blah blah, great. Did you get any or not?

Sounds like his dick stayed dry

[CBear3]

So the jack hole in me says, You couldn’t even get any when chicks were having a competition to see who could f more guys?

But I also know the feeling of not wanting to hook up just to hook up.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

So the jack hole in me says, You couldn’t even get any when chicks were having a competition to see who could f more guys?

But I also know the feeling of not wanting to hook up just to hook up.

yeah this is exactly it. To me, hooking up with a stranger has as much value to me as masturbating. Like it’s nice but it’s something I’m ok going without even. For me it’s as emotional as it is physical


kind of funny…there was a girl in the trip who was physically attractive but we definitely didn’t have much in common so I didn’t care about making a move on her. But at one point during the big club night she tells me and my close friend who’s gay that she thought I was gay too. She said it was because I was “vivacious”. It was kind of funny because I did realize that I get along with gay guys so I get it but my gay friend thought it was hilarious because he knows how straight I am. It’s just that I have no problem not being a stereotypical straight guy

[King Colby]

So the jack hole in me says, You couldn’t even get any when chicks were having a competition to see who could f more guys?

But I also know the feeling of not wanting to hook up just to hook up.

hooking up with a stranger has as much value to me as masturbating

So like... an activity of daily living?

[MR25]

I just realized my height on my one dating profile somehow reverted from 6'2" to 5'5"...

Now I'm curious how many matches I missed out on because someone read the wrong height. Even if it's only 1 or 2, kind of annoying.

[willeyeam]

A day in the life of weenie

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

A day in the life of weenie

#AMileInMyShoes

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

also, interesting happenings lately


current top candidate is a girl from Colombia. My sister in law is Dominican and I’m very close to her and I think I developed a real crush on latinas. So I’m already infatuated with this girl from day 1

but of course it ain’t simple. She’s working as an au pair…nothing against au pairs but it bummed me out a little when I learned that. However; she owns a business in Colombia and just wanted to live in the US (and ideally move here at some point). Now, I know what you’re thinking because I thought it too…she’s looking for a sucker to marry her for easier citizenship. Maybe, but I feel like she’s a genuine person. But I guess we’ll see

it’s also funny because her English is about 5/10 so she can be shy. But also I’m obnoxious and have no issue because I can practice my 5/10 Spanish. So at the very least it’s motivating me aprendar mas

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

also dating is such in 2023 that I have another girl that I really like but she lives in…well, the other Columbia…South Carolina. Its a dodint and a half to drive there but I do like her. But also unfortunately I’ve had the exclusivity talk with the Colombian girl so I’m gonna have to let the Columbian girl down. Which is just my luck because at any other point in my 32 years of dating woes I would’ve loved to keep seeing her

[mikey]

My sister in law is Dominican ... I think I developed a real crush on latinas.

Boy, I hope you're not home alone with her when she gets stuck in the oven or dishwasher...woo boy...

[mikey]

Colombian girls are A+ though. So, I support this.

A 6/10 Colombian is better than a 10/10 burger, or whatever...

[count2infinity]

Some of these are strange...

[mikey]

If you make it a point to over-state your pointless political views in a dating app - regardless of which way it is - that should be a red flag. I also like how Joe Rogan's podcast is on there haha...

My wife comes home and tells me in gruesome details about yet another serial killer who cut off women's heads and juggled them while jerking off into the toaster or whatever...but you listen to Rogan talk to Neil Degrasse Tyson for two hours about the Chandrasekhar Limit and that's problematic...

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I really dislike the discourse over red/green flags in the dating space. People get so obsessed over those categorizations (despite the fact that humans are infinitely nuanced) to a place of it meaning nothing

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

I love the random importance of cow milk

[count2infinity]

I love the random importance of cow milk

That one reallllllly stuck out to me. And the difference between men and women.

Also, who are these 1% of people that find reading to be a red flag???

[dodint]

NAN

[King Colby]

Reading is a beige flag for me, why the hell would I care

[faftorial]

Reading is a beige flag for me, why the hell would I care

Looking to learn.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I haven’t seen the whole thing yet but this is a really intriguing video