Throwing away my mattress and sleeping on hardwood indefinitely - AMA

Postby **meow** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:32 am

I know that my wife is an amazing woman/wife because she can fold a fitted sheet.

Postby **dodint** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:38 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYiWhCSk6Q

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:40 am

To the Googles

"Sleeping on concrete"

First hit: Sleeping on Concrete: My Life as a Transgendered Schizophrenic (book)

Enjoy.

Postby **Morkle** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:50 am

dont have to pay or a bed or mattress
dont have to worry about rotating mattress
dont have to worry about bed bugs
dont have to fuss with fitted sheets

adds to the image of being a serial killer

Postby **eddy** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:50 am

I know that my wife is an amazing woman/wife because she can fold a fitted sheet.

I'm fairly certain Hell just consists of an endless line of fitted sheets waited to be folded.

Postby **Morkle** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:53 am

I know that my wife is an amazing woman/wife because she can fold a fitted sheet.
I'm fairly certain Hell just consists of an endless line of fitted sheets waited to be folded.

This and no jorts for you. Just straight tight jeans.

Postby **eddy** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:57 am

I know that my wife is an amazing woman/wife because she can fold a fitted sheet.
I'm fairly certain Hell just consists of an endless line of fitted sheets waited to be folded.
This and no jorts for you. Just straight tight jeans.

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:31 pm

Fitted sheets don't just get rolled into a ball and shoved into the closet?

Postby **shafnutz05** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:36 pm

Fitted sheets don't just get rolled into a ball and shoved into the closet?

This guy gets it.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:28 pm

Fitted sheets don't just get rolled into a ball and shoved into the closet?
This guy gets it.

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:32 pm

Fitted sheets don't just get rolled into a ball and shoved into the closet?
This guy gets it.

Postby **meow** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:07 pm

That's what I thought too!

I was wrong

Very, very wrong

PTSDflashback.gif

Postby **dodint** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:07 pm

TYFYS

Postby **Beveridge** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:13 pm

Postby **blackjack68** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:44 pm

Well, don't keep us guessing...do you sleep on your back, side, stomach, or some combination?
ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION SO I CAN GO ABOUT MY DAY.
you have to sleep on your back to get benefits from this
my nephew who is 6 months old has to sleep on his back

I award you 5 Internet points.

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:47 pm

Given the Google search result I posted earlier, I wonder if this was Godric's way of coming out?

Postby **Algernon** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:54 pm

When you make a joke and no one laughs and then you bring it back up and still no one laughs

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:56 pm

You're so brave!

Postby **shmenguin** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:04 pm

Just thinking about all those 11 hour car trips I've made to see my family. You sit in that car all day...your back seizing up...your joints screaming...and you finally get home and all you want is a comfortable night sleep. But you are a grown up and you have no bed.

Postby **Morkle** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:13 pm

and willingly made the choice to not have a bed.

Although I never got the answer, is it actually on the floor, or is it a wood frame bed with no mattress?

Postby **Kaiser** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:30 pm

According to the research ive done by watching the movie Twins, sleeping on the floor is not only better for you, but will get you laid.

Postby **columbia** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:31 pm

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 4:10 pm

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When you make a joke and no one laughs and then you bring it back up and still no one laughs

Did you post this thread because the stripper/Uber driver didn't care?

That said are you going to use a pillow and blanket still?

Postby **Robot B9** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 4:12 pm

What is the thread count of your floor?

Is it more or less than the typical floor?

Afaf

Postby **NAN** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:24 pm

Godric drinks his own pee.