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Postby blackjack68 » Sun Nov 20, 2022 7:42 pm

I don’t think that’s a rocket.

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Postby nocera » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:44 am



Wtf

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:47 am

So edgy.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:48 am

"Why won't the US government give me a defense contract?!"

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Postby count2infinity » Mon Nov 21, 2022 10:37 am

Piracy is just free speech, baby!

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:30 am

I am going to continue with my bizarre, insane theory that the Saudis are paying Musk to destroy Twitter.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:53 am

You wouldn't download a car.

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Postby dodint » Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:56 am

NTP66 would download a Type-S.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 12:09 pm

**** yeah I would.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 1:08 pm

I am going to continue with my bizarre, insane theory that the Saudis are paying Musk to destroy Twitter.
Is Tesla included in this deal? Cos the car company is collateral damage.

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Postby eddy » Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:51 pm

That's just how Elon does business

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Nov 21, 2022 4:22 pm

I am going to continue with my bizarre, insane theory that the Saudis are paying Musk to destroy Twitter.
it has to be something. I just cannot believe that Musk would spend what he spent to buy Twitter and then make these awful business decisions and tank the value just for funsies. Or that he's so stupid that he made these terrible decisions without knowing he'd kill the value

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Postby Willie Kool » Mon Nov 21, 2022 4:28 pm

I am going to continue with my bizarre, insane theory that the Saudis are paying Musk to destroy Twitter.
Is Tesla included in this deal? Cos the car company is collateral damage.
They did sell almost all their Tesla holdings a couple years ago, and do hold a majority interest in Lucid...

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Postby Troy Loney » Mon Nov 21, 2022 4:35 pm

The Saudis are perfectly happy dumping money on to the laps of influential people in the US (see Kushner, LIV golf/Trump)

Not really any need to examine their motives, they're pretty transparent. I am more confused by the banks that are in position to lose money on this deal. The people making those lending decisions are supposedly accountable, how did they decide it was okay to burn billions for no reason than to let Elon play boss at Twitter?

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 4:40 pm

What constitutes 'due diligence' on that kind of financing?

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Postby Troy Loney » Mon Nov 21, 2022 4:49 pm

What constitutes 'due diligence' on that kind of financing?
Exactly, right?

I would place it in the same category as Deutche Bank dumping money into failed Trump real estate projects because they viewed their relationship with Trump as more important than traditional underwriting methods.

Would love to hear another explanation here no? Did Elon pledge tesla stock as collateral? Or did they just get someone to prepare some pro-forma income statements that showed the "Elon touch" boosting twitter's revenue so that they could easily cover the new debt payment?

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Postby Trip McNeely » Mon Nov 21, 2022 5:06 pm

The Saudis are perfectly happy dumping money on to the laps of influential people in the US (see Kushner, LIV golf/Trump)

Not really any need to examine their motives, they're pretty transparent. I am more confused by the banks that are in position to lose money on this deal. The people making those lending decisions are supposedly accountable, how did they decide it was okay to burn billions for no reason than to let Elon play boss at Twitter?
Supposedly none of the banks thought there was any chance the deal would happen…then it did

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Mon Nov 21, 2022 5:45 pm

One thing I will say with certainty is that none of the primary banks in the deal planned on holding $13 billion in debt.

For a deal this risky, almost all of the loan exposure gets sold off to mutual funds, hedge funds, pensions, junk bond funds, really any kind of fund willing to take risk to make earn a few more bucks in Interest.

Basically, it's the same concept as selling off mortgages to mortgage backed securities.

The problem for big banks in this deal is that from the time musk agreed to buy Twitter a few months ago to the time the deal closed, the markets for risky debt seized up because of Fed interest rate hikes.

So now, in order to sell of this debt, these banks would have to report hundreds of millions in losses because they would be selling the debt on a discount. Wsj timed up to 900 million of losses. So they holding onto it and hoping for the best

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 6:56 pm

What constitutes 'due diligence' on that kind of financing?
Exactly, right?

I would place it in the same category as Deutche Bank dumping money into failed Trump real estate projects because they viewed their relationship with Trump as more important than traditional underwriting methods.

Would love to hear another explanation here no? Did Elon pledge tesla stock as collateral? Or did they just get someone to prepare some pro-forma income statements that showed the "Elon touch" boosting twitter's revenue so that they could easily cover the new debt payment?
For some reason I can't unsee the scene in The Big Short where Ryan Gosling says "Show me the difference between stupid and illegal". There's more to the joke in the movie, but I think you get my meaning.

Edit: Didn't see Roo's post there, I guess I'm sort of barking up the right tree. lol
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Postby MR25 » Mon Nov 21, 2022 6:58 pm

So how can I Big Short the banks on Twitter and get rich?

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Postby nocera » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:04 pm

I don’t know but you could upload The Big Short in 49 separate tweets apparently.

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