Randomness Dos

[King Colby]

She straightens her hair with jumper cables

[faftorial]

She's decently attractive, has a net worth in excess of $800 million, and flies in a private jet. First, I'm gonna try to convince her to divorce her husband. Then I'm gonna try to get all up in that.

I'm not sure that's how I would phrase it.

[NTP66]

I'm 100% sure that's not how I would phrase it. At all.

[mikey]

She kinda reminds me of Ann Coulter in terms of looks...

It's not for me, but in terms of bangin' for roof, you could get into a lot worse situations...

[crusherstasiak]

She straightens her hair with jumper cables

9/10

[King Colby]

I'm imagining a real leathery body

[tifosi77]

She's decently attractive, has a net worth in excess of $800 million, and flies in a private jet. First, I'm gonna try to convince her to divorce her husband. Then I'm gonna try to get all up in that.

So my takeaway here is that, if your plan works, she has a net worth of $400 million and won't have access to a private jet in a year.

[Shyster]

So my takeaway here is that, if your plan works, she has a net worth of $400 million and won't have access to a private jet in a year.

$400 million can buy a new private jet. I mean, that's probably not Gulfstream G700 money, but it's definitely Pilatus PC-24 money.

[Willie Kool]

I'm imagining a real leathery body

Reptilian

[mikey]

Probably wipes clean real easily though...

[Shyster]

Here's some randomness: Kabuki actor Ichikawa Ebizō XI has assumed the name Ichikawa Danjūrō XII, which was vacated when his late father died in 2013. Every kabuki actor takes a stage name, and stage names are passed down typically in the same family, either to natural children or actors who adopt each other. The Ichikawa Danjūrō name is the most prestigious stage name in kabuki and has been for over 300 years. When most people think of kabuki, they picture actors wearing bright face paint (typically bright red stripes) and over-the-top costumes, all while striking dramatic poses. That style of kabuki is called aragoto, or "rough style" kabuki, and it's basically the kabuki equivalent of an explosion-packed action movie. That whole style was created by Ichikawa Danjūrō I (1660–1704). The counterpart to aragoto is wagoto, or "soft style," which focuses more on realistic speech and gestures and subjects like tragic romances. If aragoto is an action movie, wagoto is a rom-com.

Incidentally, the sort of bright makeup used in aragoto kabuki tells you about the character's nature. Red represents a powerful hero, and the more red the more fiery the person's character. Blue makeup represents a villain. Brown makeup represents monsters and non-human spirits taking human form.

[Gaucho]

[Viva la Ben]

[DigitalGypsy66]

It sold out already! The two time's winning streak continues.

[Shyster]

I don't get it. Is that bourbon from someone I should have heard of?

[Viva la Ben]

It sold out already! The two time's winning streak continues.

I think this is the first time doc has broken character.

[DigitalGypsy66]

I vaguely remember him breaking character when someone shot at his house a few years ago. But this is the first intentional character breaking.

@Shyster Dr. Disrespect is a video game/streamer persona played by Guy Beahm (who is the guy at the end of the commercial).

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

He did an interview a few years back at some conference as himself.

He's not just some persona DG66, announce his greatness correctly.

[Shyster]

Hmm... Marianne Eaves is a well-known person in the bourbon world, but other than that we have no age statement, no mash bill, and no origin distillery. The FAQ section of the website says nothing about the bourbon itself. So we basically have a "celebrity" bourbon that we know almost nothing about, all for more than $60 per bottle. The website does mention "a world renowned distillery in Kentucky," so we know its not sourced from MGP or Dickel, but there's nothing more. It does say it's a straight bourbon with no age statement, so we know it's at least four years old.

Heaven Hill and Four Roses, among others, both source bourbon for other companies, so the stuff in that bottle could literally be the same as something like Evan Williams black label or a blend of a couple of the standard Four Roses bourbons, and no one would be the wiser. No way I'd pay that much for a complete unknown product.

[faftorial]

Dana Carvey has a full head of hair on ABC.

That loathsome, unfunny John Oliver on CBS.

Wizkid on NBC.

[faftorial]

Wizkid for the win.

[DigitalGypsy66]

[NTP66]

[iamjs]

[Gaucho]