Randomness Dos

[PFiDC]

Like c2i said, Lumberjackfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE

This does not go over very well when played live. You get the 3-4 MP fans who love it and everyone else is confused and just wants you to play more rock...

[Silentom]

Office christmas party is today from 11-3. Don't really feel like going for some reason.

[NailedPenguin]

We have ours 3-5. Food and bowling. Okay fine, but I dont feel like bowling and I'm the new(er) guy and i'll look like a ****** if I dont, also I'm on the 4th floor with just my 4 person team, the rest of the department is on the 3rd and I never see or interact with any of them. We had a small breakfast get together this morning for having a huge year and I just stood around basically not knowing anyones name or what they do to make small talk. Not to mention it started right at 8 as soon as I walk in the door dripping wet from rain and after a 55 minute commute.

[Silentom]

We have ours 3-5. Food and bowling. Okay fine, but I dont feel like bowling and I'm the new(er) guy and i'll look like a ****** if I dont, also I'm on the 4th floor with just my 4 person team, the rest of the department is on the 3rd and I never see or interact with any of them. We had a small breakfast get together this morning for having a huge year and I just stood around basically not knowing anyones name or what they do to make small talk. Not to mention it started right at 8 as soon as I walk in the door dripping wet from rain and after a 55 minute commute.

Haha, ours is food and bowling too. Our office building is pretty big, and my boss and I are on the outskirts, so I only really see others when they need something.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

We have ours 3-5. Food and bowling. Okay fine, but I dont feel like bowling and I'm the new(er) guy and i'll look like a ****** if I dont, also I'm on the 4th floor with just my 4 person team, the rest of the department is on the 3rd and I never see or interact with any of them. We had a small breakfast get together this morning for having a huge year and I just stood around basically not knowing anyones name or what they do to make small talk. Not to mention it started right at 8 as soon as I walk in the door dripping wet from rain and after a 55 minute commute.

play soccer instead

[NailedPenguin]

We have ours 3-5. Food and bowling. Okay fine, but I dont feel like bowling and I'm the new(er) guy and i'll look like a ****** if I dont, also I'm on the 4th floor with just my 4 person team, the rest of the department is on the 3rd and I never see or interact with any of them. We had a small breakfast get together this morning for having a huge year and I just stood around basically not knowing anyones name or what they do to make small talk. Not to mention it started right at 8 as soon as I walk in the door dripping wet from rain and after a 55 minute commute.

play soccer instead

I'd break my foot on those things

[dodint]

Anyone ever do Harry's or Dollar Shave Club?

I'm so annoyed that I have a cartridge of expensive razors at home, but no handle, that instead of going and buying a new handle I bought a kit from Harry's. The only complaint I've heard is that the 5-blade razor is over kill and hard to clean.

[Craig]

I do not like 5 blade razors. 3 is plenty. 2 is adequate.

[count2infinity]

@Juice uses a safety razor. Get on his level.

[NailedPenguin]

Im thinking of moving to a safety razor, or straight razor or something. I almost always keep a beard to trimmed stubble and save my neckline once every day or two. It was always cleaned up real nice and smooth. All of the sudden about a month or so ago it became impossible to shave the neck area. I tried a few different sets of razors. Either I would shave it and by the time I'd get to work I'd have stubble on my neck again and look like a dirtball, or I'd get mad razor burn when I never have before and it would last all the next day. I'd wash up after shaving and see even brand new razors were leaving missed patches or not shaving deep enough. Its really weird and bothering me because a bad neckline makes even the nicest of beards look like trash.

[MR25]

I cut myself with an electric trimming razor the other day. Was shaving under my chin when the razor got caught on a hair. I guess it yanked the whole thing out, because I had a nice little gash where it got caught.

[count2infinity]

I think the guy laughing got me more than anything, but this cracked me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnvnhCeZZ34

[Willie Kool]

I do not like 5 blade razors. 3 is plenty. 2 is adequate.

Anything more than 2 blades is very awkward for me to use. Gillette Trac II ftw.

[tifosi77]

Office christmas party is today from 11-3. Don't really feel like going for some reason.

Same here. Maybe I'll go play soccer, as usual. Or... for the first time.

[tifosi77]

I think the guy laughing got me more than anything, but this cracked me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnvnhCeZZ34

He was shot by a thumb?

[llipgh2]

Office christmas party is today from 11-3. Don't really feel like going for some reason.

Same here. Maybe I'll go play soccer, as usual. Or... for the first time.

I didn't go to our divisional holiday party this year. The same day as the party they laid off a lot of people. I couldn't go to a sham of a celebration after that.

[tifosi77]

Office christmas party is today from 11-3. Don't really feel like going for some reason.

Same here. Maybe I'll go play soccer, as usual. Or... for the first time.

I didn't go to our divisional holiday party this year. The same day as the party they laid off a lot of people. I couldn't go to a sham of a celebration after that.

Layoffs on the day of the holiday party??????

Closest I can get to that was we had a layoff at Konami the Monday after E3. One of the guys that was laid off was traveling for work, and when he got to one of his meetings the other guy - from a totally different company - was like, "Wasn't expecting to have this meeting, I heard you were let go." So he had like four days of meetings, lining up new business, came home and got canned.

[Silentom]

I ended up going an hour and a half late. Actually enjoying the bowling more than I thought I would.

[tifosi77]

Our party is at Dave & Buster's. Decent-ish food, bar. I'm going for the raffles: I want a PS4.

[Silentom]

Some kind of gift basket for high score here. Ours is at Paradise Island Bowl.

[ExPatriatePen]

Our party is at Dave & Buster's. Decent-ish food, bar. I'm going for the raffles: I want a PS4.

Are the raffles done with slips of paper or business cards, cause there's a way to increase your odds if so

[Algernon]

I won penguin tickets at a raffle once.

I was like 6 and I'm pretty sure I cheated.

I was just running around putting tickets in the containers
I didn't know any better.

It was for my older brother's varsity hockey fundraiser

[FreeCandy44]

My company gives us a $25 gift voucher for a ham or turkey. Ho ho ho....

[llipgh2]

Layoffs on the day of the holiday party??????

Closest I can get to that was we had a layoff at Konami the Monday after E3. One of the guys that was laid off was traveling for work, and when he got to one of his meetings the other guy - from a totally different company - was like, "Wasn't expecting to have this meeting, I heard you were let go." So he had like four days of meetings, lining up new business, came home and got canned.

Yes, it's ridiculous.

Wow, I feel sorry for your former co-worker. That's an awful way to find out.

[count2infinity]

I have zero idea what I just watched...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba1J7OI ... e&t=24m56s