Randomness Dos

[NTP66]

Listen, you people are gullible. mikey was obviously hit by a messenger on a bicycle and is exaggerating the story so that nobody makes fun of him for getting wrecked by a Huffy.

[count2infinity]

Mikey got into a fight with a biker gang is what I’m reading.

[genoscoif]

In all seriousness, glad you're okay, bud.

If motorbike means bike with motor, you'll likely meet this person again as I'd imagine he lives/works in your general area.

And I'd almost never condone violence, but, you know...

[Ad@m]

I can remember Asham putting Beagle to sleep.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I also love the hall of yelling at you as they blew through the light


something similar happened to me in my neighborhood. Night time, walking across the street and a car is racing toward the stop sign. I slow down because obviously the car wasn’t planning on stopping and then it eventually stops in the middle of the intersection, past the stop sign, to yell at me


was very confused by what just happened but also know that I need to just move on because who knows if the driver had a gun or not. Just fun things in the 21st century

[Gabe]

That sounds like CSI. SVU would be the motor-biker blasting mikey in the face with jizz as he ran him over, with Ice-T discovering the guy is a serial jizz hit and runner and is terrorizing New York.

Oh, you mean like when someone watches too many of the porns on the internet and they splash their stuff in the wrong places?

"You got it, Ice."

Fade to Black, created by Dick Wolf.

[Gabe]

Glad you aren't more seriously hurt, Mikey. People are crazy.

[meow]

you have to rock the zippers are the wedding. even talking about the makeup is laughable

[Dickie Dunn]

It's mikey. Are we sure he wasn't going to wear makeup to the wedding anyways?

[tifosi77]

mikey's culprit was Xandir P. Wifflebottom from Draw Together



He's a very friendly ghost.

[Gaucho]

[genoscoif]

It's mikey. Are we sure he wasn't going to wear makeup to the wedding anyways?

I would've put money on makeup to create scars.

[eddy]

That's what you get for settling down you **** *****

[mikey]

[MR25]

We have to complete a public safety awareness training, which is a YouTube video of a PowerPoint, which also includes YouTube videos embed in the slides...

There has to be better ways to accomplish this...

[mikey]

Nah, that seems about as efficient as you can get.

I have formally renounced PowerPoint. I won't use it again.

[MR25]

Just feels odd to be watching a video, that's embedded in another video

[LITT]

video inception

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Just realized that Daylight Saving time ends this weekend. Considering that I haven't had any time after work to do anything outside ever since the baby was born, and I have been taking the dog for a walk as the sun rises, I am actually not too bummed about it this year, although it still sucks going back to standard time.

[tifosi77]

Just feels odd to be watching a video, that's embedded in another video

[dodint]

I was driving last night and was jamming to some hype music. I looked up at the red light and the lady in front of me had a bumper sticker: IF YOU HONK AT ME I WILL KILL MYSELF. It was on a Chevy Sonic.
It struck me in a weird, existential way and I laughed out loud. I felt bad and then couldn't figure out why I felt bad.

[mikey]

[meecrofilm]

But...did you honk?

[King Colby]

Just realized that Daylight Saving time ends this weekend. Considering that I haven't had any time after work to do anything outside ever since the baby was born, and I have been taking the dog for a walk as the sun rises, I am actually not too bummed about it this year, although it still sucks going back to standard time.

Standard time is cheeks

[blackjack68]

Standard time blows goats.