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Do you throw donuts on your floor?
Because that's how you get ants.
Because that's how you get ants.
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We have 2 kids who produce crumbs at impressive rates, yet our ant problem is in our shower.
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i don’t have any pets but the Terro traps are labeled nontoxic for pets.
Most ant traps are made with borax—the same stuff you can buy as a laundry-detergent booster. It's not super toxic, and a pet to be harmed would have to eat a lot more of it than you'd find in an ant trap. For some reason, when ants eat it, it gums up their digestive systems so that they basically starve to death in a couple days. It doesn't do that to other animals. The relatively slow method of killing the ants is beneficial for use in baits because it means that they workers won't die before they take it back to the nest and feed it to the other ants.
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Funny. I'm currently at war with ants in the bathroom also.We have 2 kids who produce crumbs at impressive rates, yet our ant problem is in our shower.
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waffle stomp em
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How many ants would it take to make a standard 4x4 waffle?
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a bug’s life ants or antz ants?
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I saw someone getting a field sobriety test at Turkey Hill around 730 this morning
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Would you rather fight one human-sized ant, or 100 ant-sized humans?
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give me 10000 ant sized humans tf kinda question is that
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ant-sized humans...ants are strong af
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Years ago a colleague asked me, “How many kindergartners could you fight at once.” After much more discussion than anyone would have expected, and over a time frame of months with many people weighing in, we came to the conclusion that it’s probably infinite with the only issue being fatigue on our side.
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do you really believe that?
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All it takes is one to go for the balls, and you're cooked.
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They aren’t organized. The approach was a shock and awe attack. You give one of those little snots a big boot to the face right off the bat and the others will cower in fear. Hell pick one up and use them as a weapon. Breaking them mentally would be easy.do you really believe that?
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That's a profound lack of understanding of fighting children haha
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Get out of here with that. I’ve been around enough kids and am raising two. Kindergartners are soft.That's a profound lack of understanding of fighting children haha
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All it takes is one to go for the balls, and you're cooked.
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They don’t have the balls to approach the raging adult that already smashed one of them into oblivion.All it takes is one to go for the balls, and you're cooked.
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TIL that mikey has thought about fighting children...
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I don't know if I could physically bring myself to use the force needed to win that battle. You guys could just punt kids?
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Oh yes.
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Hasn’t everybody? **** them kids.TIL that mikey has thought about fighting children...
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Depends on the kid. Most of them have it coming.I don't know if I could physically bring myself to use the force needed to win that battle. You guys could just punt kids?
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On brandOh yes.
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