Randomness Dos

[PFiDC]

I think you should send it with the faces blacked out.

[count2infinity]

In all honesty, when i first saw it, I thought that it was one of those boards with the face holes cut out so you pop your face in there and pose for a picture.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I hate getting on a plane and having to walk through the first class section with all them sitting there. I just imagine they stare at me condescendingly and think "look at these plebeians walking to coach...I don't wish to see them anymore"

[Troy Loney]

I hate getting on a plane and having to walk through the first class section with all them sitting there. I just imagine they stare at me condescendingly and think "look at these plebeians walking to coach...I don't wish to see them anymore"

That doesn't really bother me, but one time when the plane was boarding, the flight attendant was being a jerk about making all the passengers that were boarding, stop at the doors so that she could get one of the first class passengers a drink. I was like, are you ******* kidding me?

[llipgh2]

I hate getting on a plane and having to walk through the first class section with all them sitting there. I just imagine they stare at me condescendingly and think "look at these plebeians walking to coach...I don't wish to see them anymore"

Meh, who cares what they think?

[shmenguin]

bored people who are itchy to post just about anything on the internet

[NailedPenguin]

Got a christmas party with a bunch of people on Sunday and for years we did a gift exchange but last year or so we just invited too many people so said F it. We have a group chat to discuss the party plans and such and no mention of the gift exchange. The only night I just happend to think, ,maybe I should double check just in case and texted my friend. He's like "oh yeah! you didnt get my message? You have so and so.." I have a friends wife who I speak to maybe once every year and a half. So now I have basically today/tonight to find a gift for her since I'll have zero time tmw and the day of the party. I asked her husband and of course he's no help, prob can't even think of stuff to get her himself.

[blackjack68]

Yankee Candle...boom.

Generic gift for a distant "friend."

[Craig]

Get her a card and put cash in it. You know, make it personal.

[dodint]

bored people who are itchy to post just about anything on the internet

Was this meant for the grinding thread?

[shmenguin]

sorry...was just answering the question posed above me

[dodint]

Oh, right. My bad.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I hate getting on a plane and having to walk through the first class section with all them sitting there. I just imagine they stare at me condescendingly and think "look at these plebeians walking to coach...I don't wish to see them anymore"

That doesn't really bother me, but one time when the plane was boarding, the flight attendant was being a jerk about making all the passengers that were boarding, stop at the doors so that she could get one of the first class passengers a drink. I was like, are you ******* kidding me?

This happened to me on my last flight. As I entered the plane, the flight attendant asked me to stop. I thought she was heading to the back of the plane, so I started following her, but she wanted me to stop and wait so she could bring the guy a drink and then go back to being in the front pantry area. So when I started following her she got angry at me. Like I know what they hell your doing lady. This was the first time I've ever seen First Class getting served before the plane has fully boarded.

[dodint]

Source of the post This was the first time I've ever seen First Class getting served before the plane has fully boarded.

They have to serve it during boarding because they have to collect it back before takeoff.

[NailedPenguin]

This has just taken place at my local branch

[tifosi77]

Did you post that because it was a black car?

[AuthorTony]

Did you post that because it was a black car?

[dodint]

POTW.

[NailedPenguin]

I bet the cops got there and still shot the tires out

[Freddy Rumsen]

Do you send them out? Receive them?

I only send them out to family (old people) not on FB.

[NailedPenguin]

Yankee Candle...boom.

Generic gift for a distant "friend."

She's a Flyers fan and loves soccer so none of that nonsense with my money. Her husband said she likes the walking dead, I walk into the first store and boom - set of walking dead pint glasses. Smack dab in the middle of the suggested spending limit and cool enough it'll seem like I actually put an ounce of thought into it.

[Freddy Rumsen]

Bow-chick-a-wow-wow

[shafnutz05]

I hate getting on a plane and having to walk through the first class section with all them sitting there. I just imagine they stare at me condescendingly and think "look at these plebeians walking to coach...I don't wish to see them anymore"

I agree, but I'll admit, the 2-3 times I've flown first class, it is a wonderful feeling. Sitting there peacefully with drink in hand as harried passengers slog to the cattle chute behind you. I want to be rich

[dodint]

Source of the post Sitting there peacefully with drink in hand as harried passengers slog their broods to the cattle chute behind you.

Agreed.

[dodint]

I received a can of Unicorn Meat for Christmas this year:



I read the ingredients list to my wife. Happiness, Hugs and Kisses, Magic. Each serving has 1337 calories.

She then asked, in complete seriousness, how we can get the meat out if there is no pull tab.



Bless her heart.