Hockey Randomness

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:28 pm

I don't know why they didn't pool their money together to get that suit tailored...they clearly didn't spend it on her hair...

Postby **count2infinity** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:32 pm

Meh... grainy picture, could be the end of the night, and maybe she danced the night away? Who knows... The suit covering half his hand is unacceptable.

Postby **MR25** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:11 pm

This isn't the first time he's tried to hot-take an athlete directly, but it's definitely the first time he's gotten completely ethered by one.

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:13 pm

Postby **Algernon** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:14 pm

He has a very punchable face... or maybe it's the suit that makes it look that way.

Its not the suit.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:44 am

NSFW/hockey related

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:29 am

NSFW/hockey related

https://gfycat.com/CoordinatedSnoopyBass

Sigh. I was hoping for a good NSFW.

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:36 am

NSFW/hockey related

https://gfycat.com/CoordinatedSnoopyBass
Sigh. I was hoping for a good NSFW.

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:46 pm

unzips

Postby **meow** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:33 pm

Hatchi matchi

Postby **dodint** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:16 pm

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:20 pm

Just 'eh'? Dunno about you, but I'd let them handle my stick any day, iffin ya know what I mean.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:55 pm

Eh.

I somewhat agree. While I would probably not kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers in my single days, they pretty much look like what I would expect female hockey players to look like. My question...where are their less attractive teammates?

Postby **columbia** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:58 pm

I like women who look like women, not women trying to land a job as an aerobics instructor.

Different strokes (as it were), I guess.

Postby **count2infinity** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:50 am

https://twitter.com/eliteprospects/stat ... 7961505794

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:57 am

Good time to remind everyone that I once worked with a man named Dick Swallow. He has a son named Harry Swallow.

Postby **count2infinity** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:00 pm

My guidance counselor in high school was Mrs. Moore-Dick. I have no idea why she thought that'd be a good hyphenated last name.

Postby **shmenguin** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:24 pm

There was a kid named Richard Handler on my club soccer team in high school. But he quit the summer I joined so I never got to ask him all the questions that people deserve answers to.

Postby **columbia** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:26 pm

My guidance counselor in high school was Mrs. Moore-Dick. I have no idea why she thought that'd be a good hyphenated last name.

It sounds like you passed up on a pretty good opportunity.

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:27 pm

Obvs was a subliminal message.

Postby **count2infinity** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:28 pm

I've never met a good looking guidance counselor... if it was the girl's gym teacher on the other hand.

Postby **columbia** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:30 pm

I definitely would have mixed it up with my senior year English teacher. Thinking back, she was probably about 30.

Postby **nocera** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:40 pm

Saw this in r/hockey's roast of the Rangers thread. Brutal.

https://streamable.com/c22jw

Postby **dodint** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:22 pm

*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssp*

Oh my.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:42 pm

*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssp*

Oh my.

Good lord...I love the **** Internet