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I think of a city inhabited by clones of Peg Bundy.
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I'm sure this is just the first of many possible names to be trademarked, but Utah Yetis ain't bad. It makes about as much sense as the Jazz. Or, you know, the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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But then they’d have to find a yeti to bring out onto the ice and later kill.
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U-tah Yet-is could be a chant...natural sponsorship opportunity...
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Some good logo and mascot opportunities too
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Utah Golden Dildohs
I’ll buy anyone who gets that reference a beer.
I’ll buy anyone who gets that reference a beer.
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Oh there's more and they're all worse than Yetis.
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Yeah, they'd hardly need to do any work, either.Some good logo and mascot opportunities too
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Utah Golden Plates
Utah Polygamists
Utah Sister Wives
Utah Child Brides
Utah Books of Mormon
Utah Duggars
Utah Polygamists
Utah Sister Wives
Utah Child Brides
Utah Books of Mormon
Utah Duggars
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Fury... venom... blizzard
Very WNBA of them
Very WNBA of them
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They should stick with music genres with no local ties. Utah Grunge. Utah Heavy Metal. Utah Punk.
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Utah Johnnies
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Hurricanes is a terrible nickname too.Fury... venom... blizzard
Very WNBA of them
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A lot of team names are terrible at first.
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Hurricanes is great. It actually embraces something from the region.
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It's not amazing, but it works well.Hurricanes is great. It actually embraces something from the region.
Hurricanes : Carolina :: Avalanche : Colorado
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Something ski related would be good imo
Black diamonds
Moguls
Avalanche
Olympians
Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something
Black diamonds
Moguls
Avalanche
Olympians
Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something
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See what he did? He French fried when he should’ve pizza’d. If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.
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Utah Slopes.Something ski related would be good imo
Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something
Wait.
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As Utah is the Beehive State, I’d go Buzz (resulting in both major sports franchises having names ending in “zz”) or Utah Swarm.
Buzz being a little ironic because Mormons (allegedly) don’t do anything that gives you one.
Buzz being a little ironic because Mormons (allegedly) don’t do anything that gives you one.
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Utah Chets or ChadsSomething ski related would be good imo
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Moguls
Avalanche
Olympians
Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something
Really any blue blood elite sounding name.
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then don’t own an entertainment entity?
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